Hyperlinked Absurdity

So there is this guy sitting out in his truck in a secure area with a propane tank and he is barbecuing his own lunch, out in the hot sun wearing this large floppy and very flammable panama hat and it occurs to me that I would never do that, but he would and he is getting this delicious fresh and hot hamburger he made himself and I am eating this greasy patty here in what passes for a lunch room and I should have my own grill out in the parking lot where I can eat my own hot fresh food but I wouldn’t do that because it’s against the rules, and when did I care about following the rules it must have just slipped into me at some point and I regret it